Welcome to the eel! Sit back and have a cup of joe, while I take you on a tour of who I am and what I do.         collections hosting work play pop ups vodka how do I eel? jobs I have had martial arts gorgefest cars things on the eel programing racing blog pictures resume robot fighting eel weather   TheEel.com First they came for the unions, but I didn't speak up because I wasn't union. Then they came for the communists, but I didn't speak up because I wasn't a communist. Then they came for the Jews, but I didn't speak up because I was Protestant. And then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak up. - Martin Niemoller